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@@ -3,10 +3,10 @@ title: "[`tgorordo@titanic.caltech.edu`](mailto:tgorordo@alumni.caltech.edu)"
 author: Thomas (Tom) C. Gorordo
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 [I'm an alum who graduated in 2019](https://tom.ket.dev). I was bookie, blouse frosh, and generally did a lot of odd-jobs. 
-I was on the Bechtel COUCH committee to figure out what life would look like there - so I'm pretty experienced dealing with admin BS.
+I was on the Bechtel COUCH committee to figure out what life would look like there - so I'm pretty experienced dealing with admin...
 I've also talked my way out of a fair amount of trouble with the taco trucks and helped write the book on running tours in my time, especially red and gold protocols.
 
-Crusty af now - jeez time flies - but a massive sucker if you ever want a hand with your Ditch Day stack or *anything* else.
+Very crusty now - time flies - but a massive sucker if you ever want a hand with your Ditch Day stack or *anything* else.
 
 Here are the things I have on [titanic](https://titanic.caltech.edu):
 
@@ -15,12 +15,7 @@ Here are the things I have on [titanic](https://titanic.caltech.edu):
 A discord bot & cli tool to play and solve [lightsout](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lights_Out_(game)) games, written for
 Ditch Day 2020 as alum help. It was written in a day, so it's pretty hacky but it can manage arbitrary NxN prime-number-colored boards.
 The bot runs from my account on titanic whenever I remember to have it running/restart it and can be played on the γδβall-discord bot interaction channel.
-
-Here's an installation link: 
-
-[`https://discord.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=1239472456092094494`](https://discord.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=1239472456092094494)
-
-([source](https://github.com/tgorordo/discordbot-lightsout))
+([source](https://github.com/tgorordo/discord-lightsout) -- needs a rewrite, ping me if you have questions in the meantime)
 
 ## Traveling Tommy's Problem
 Here's a page with a solution to the traveling salesman problem for visiting every
@@ -29,4 +24,7 @@ with a downloadable [Pluto.jl](https://plutojl.org) notebook of the analysis:
 
 [`https://titanic.caltech.edu/~tgorordo/traveling-tommys.html`](https://titanic.caltech.edu/~tgorordo/traveling-tommys)
 
-for the ultimate negative-time roadtrip challenge.
+for the ultimate negative-time roadtrip challenge. (needs an update -- ping me if you have questions in the meantime.
+
+# TITANIC HAS SUNK
+This repo is defunct as a result. Hopefully titanic comes back someday.